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coffee shop au meme
STARBUCKS AU MEME 

Whatever your character used to do, forget it. Because it has now all turned to Starbucks.
Maybe they are the world's worst Barista. Maybe they come in every day to sip espresso, hog an entire table, and write their novel on a laptop. Maybe they show up in a hipster t-shirt and hawk their acoustic guitar folk hits cds.
Maybe they are a high-powered business executive who bitches about the foam in their latte.
Maybe they run the rival coffee shop next door that is getting put out of business.
Maybe they are in love with the cute girl who works at the Barnes and Nobles next door and comes in on her breaks to read and sip tazo chai.
Whatever is it, it is now Starbucks.
And it is glorious.
ganked from bakerstreet.
Maybe they are a high-powered business executive who bitches about the foam in their latte.
Maybe they run the rival coffee shop next door that is getting put out of business.
Maybe they are in love with the cute girl who works at the Barnes and Nobles next door and comes in on her breaks to read and sip tazo chai.
Whatever is it, it is now Starbucks.
And it is glorious.
ganked from bakerstreet.
tsubomi kido | kagerou project | college student (?)
wwwwwwwww
[ here's to peering over her shoulder in a way that definitely pops whatever personal bubble kido has, eyes fixed on the menu above them in what would be deep concentration if not for the fact he's just doing it to be obnoxious. ]
So then, what looks good, Leader? How about that frilly-sounding vanilla one with lots of whipped cream?
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[ She elbows him in the stomach the moment he gets too close. Maybe he'll stop barging in after her sometime in the future (unlikely). Besides, she's not here to watch you flirt with Shintaro today! She's actually going to get work done (hopefully). ]
And a bagel.
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[ he wheezes a laugh because, ow, that hurts. still, he doesn't learn much a lesson from it since he falls against her, clutching his stomach. ]
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kano shuuya } kagerou project } probably shitty barista
what would happen if these two actually met
still, that doesn't mean that C-ta can't enjoy some overpriced coffee on his own.
walk up to the counter. yo bitch.]
Slow day, huh?
theyd talk about their dark-haired boyfriends
kano rests one elbow on the counter, propping his head up with a smile! ]
Aah, unfortunately.. But, you could always make my day by ordering something, of course! [ griiiiin. ] I hear that the new pumpkin flavored stuff is a fan-favorite this time of year.
as long as kano doesnt get yanhomo like c-ta
[he matches kano's grin with one of his own, glancing back and forth between the blonde and the board with the list.]
Well if that's a fan favourite, then what's yours?
hahahaha oh man can u imagine
kkano starts stalking shintaro and puts cameras in his room
here have a barista bf
He was working on another caramel frappucino order, when he finds that the caramel sauce has run out. A heavy sigh leaves his lips as he languidly turns to the barista at the register, reaching up to rub the back of his neck. ]
"Oi, Kano, we need a refill for the caramel sauce. Could you go into the back room to get some?" [ And in the mean time, he turns back to the work station, beginning to work on another order. ]
swoons
kano perks up at the sound of his name, pushing himself up from where he was resting at the register. adjusting the green apron tied at his waist, he glances at the clock on the farthest wall with a raised brow. ]
Hm.. I wonder if someone's actually going to order something with caramel sauce in the last seven minutes we have on-shift..?
[ translation: i am too lazy to go get the thing. ]
i actually haev no idea how starbucks works HHA
we can play the guessign game
lets do this
h*ck yea
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Oh. Your boyfriend isn't here today?
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[ snickering. ]
If so, I might have to deny that first part. But yes, he's got the day off unfortunately..
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Selim Bradley » Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood » child waiting for his parents to pick him up?
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Is this seat taken?
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he's doing a surprisingly complex math problem from a textbook that's obviously not for his age group when hamuko speaks to him. he looks up, blinks, and nods. )
Sure. ( i guess... )
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c-ta | shuuen no shiori | college student ? ??
IDK WHAT IZAYA IS maybe he's just there to scope out his next target.
maybe he can talk the other person into leaving, or maybe they could share.
not that izaya likes sharing. ]
Is this seat taken?
izaya is here to be an Ass isnt he
A-ya was supposed to come, wasn't he? he had saved this seat for the two of them, so would A-ya think it strange if he saw him talking to some stranger?
he glances at his phone, to check for any messages from his friend....nothing. C-ta glances back up, a small smile on his face.]
Go ahead. I'm waiting for a friend, but I think that he'll be here late. So in the meantime you can stay.
basically he's here to stalk your boyfriend.
nobody stalks his boyfriend except c-ta
don't hate the player hate the game.
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fuck izaya
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once he's got his coffee, a-ya claims a corner table that's big enough for just the two of them, sets down both drink and laptop, and waits. ]
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he chuckles lightly, sitting down in front of A-ya]
Thank god that the teacher cancelled classes, I haven't seen you in weeks. [sip of coffee.] How are you, A-ya?
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silver (pokemon) | UHHHHH head of a business corporation? or training to be?
idk what yellow is. maybe shes a vet assistant.
she didn't expect to see him here at all, honestly. )
Long time, no see, Silver!
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[ he tosses her a ten dollar bill- the coffee's probably something like 3.50 but he's not in the mood to ask for change. besides, she's always nice to him, even if he doesn't want her to be. silver shrugs, stirring sugar into his cup. ]
I was in the neighbourhood.
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idk do pokemon exist in this universe of starbucks. is it starbucksmon now
why not starbucks mon.
pokemon digivolve into starbucks mon (im sorry)
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it doesnt matter what gold is he's still a pain in silvers ass
right onto silver's nose. ]
Gotcha!
fuck u gold
[ silver glances up from his drink-- only to earn himself a slab of whipped cream on the nose. he makes a disgruntled noise of frustration before grabbing his drink and simply leaving. this is a public place, and he isn't in the mood to deal with you today! ]
pick a time and a place
never.
wow fine I'LL arrange it
WOW GROSS WHO'D WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU.
YOU WOULD, EVIDENTLY
fuck off gold
you love me silv
ur dumb and gay galdsie