guess who's back back again

[sugarhole]

 the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

stolen from everyone tbh.

Comments

jesus chan | pokemon

[diocletian]

i cant believe we're fucking going to australia

[grassgourmand]

i hate you

[soulextortion]

I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.

omfg

[sealchan]

... [ She'll humor him ]
when did this happen?

the trip of a lifetime

[complaintsdepartment]

In last nightz drunken stupor i apprntly purchased a luxury travel package 4 two 2 Australia. So uh...get a passport ND clear ur schedule 4 next month

i love u

[breadlord]

i didn't know you drank.

[ascendtoadulthood]

u may r may not hav dared kanji 2 go 2 a strip bar w/ u
n u 2 may r may not hav gotten drunk

[pulsegatling]

Where are you.

[heavenisaplaceintvs]

Uhm, it's not my birthday, big bro...
Does this mean I should be

[ she accidentally sends the text while she tries to look up the word she's looking for, so he gets another message. ]

worried?

[timetracer]

i dont know

help me im seeing too much

#sickburns

[sharkshorts]

man up, hilbert! it's not like you'll die without your other shoe.

[soulextortion]

I don't. Usually.

[grassgourmand]

where was i and why did you have access to my wallet

its ok i used to have 100 and now idek what i have

[hotsune]

This text woke me up. Why are we talking about legs?

[grassgourmand]

Did i punch an 8 year old for no reason im sorry nanako i thought it was your birthday and he was being mean to you

[mikuo]

THIS IS IMPORTANT I FOUND SHITEYANYO PELASE COME PICK HER UP

[breadlord]

no alcohol tolerance?

[heavenisaplaceintvs]

[ there's a long pause before she responds again. ]
Should I call Dad?

[hotsune]

WHAT
NO
KEEP SHITEYANYO AWAY FROM ME WE'RE NOT RELATED

i honestly dont know why

[puraido]

he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.

pokemon protector seeking male to help protect pokemon from team rocket

[viridiangrove]

i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

release your pokemon for great justice

[diocletian]

?????????????????????

[mikuo]

miku please

[mikuo]

miku we're at family mart

[mikuo]

miku