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The Abrupt Kissing Meme

Plain and simple: your character is being kissed. Abruptly. How did this happen? Were they talking too much to the point where it was the only way to shut them up? Was someone bidding adieu or just not able to hold in their feelings? Or was this some CPR class gone bad? More importantly—how do they react?

How this works:
→ Leave a comment with the usual information in the subject line: character name, fandom. Any preferences, including what you don't want, should be included as well. Congratulations, your character is being kissed by whoever tags them!
→ Tag around.
→ Feel free to roll RNG (1-9) if you cannot come up with scenarios of your own.
→ Have fun, and be excellent to each other!

1 — Simply put: I like you. (You may or may not know this already.)
2 — I did it to shut you up. (It worked, didn't it?)
3 — I've always been curious... (About what it'd be like to kiss you.)
4 — It was an accident! (I totally tripped!)
5 — Farewell. (I may never see you again and...!)
6 — Taunting. (Bet you didn't see that attack coming didja?)
7 — CPR (You were asleep and you suddenly woke up..?)
8 — No more waiting! (Ain't nobody got time for that.)
9 — Fuck da police. (In other words, the random/whatever option.)

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[ At this point, even hearing the sound of his voice was grating on Shintaro's nerves-- when he was first approached, he didn't want to be bothered by anyone, much less a person like Kano whose habitual insistence did not allow him to concentrate properly. With dispersed answers to the younger's inquiries, irritation level growing higher and higher by the minute, he continued to tolerate his presence as he worked on his latest musical project.

But he did eventually reach the point to where he could no longer work efficiently.

Just to give him a good surprise and to stop his words at the same time-- hitting two birds with one stone, really, although the former was not as intentional-- he firmly pressed his lips to the other's. At least he'd managed to reach the result he wanted, despite the means. ]

[ Times like these when the hideout is sufficiently empty, sans himself and whoever decided to be a straggler on any given day ( though it usually is a certain boy in particular ), it's hard not to give in to the temptation to pester- especially when they never fail to supply an opening to do so.

It's only been at least 30 minutes of chattering and aimless questions, but Kano can already tell Shintaro's nerves have been ground to dust, so he's prepared for some sort of dismissive hit to the shoulder or a snappy "shut up!" to give off a similar vibe. ]

Isn't it sort of lik-?

[ cut off mid-sentence, he is not prepared to be kissed. tensing on instinct, kano's eyebrows shoot up in time with the widening of his eyes, allowing the action to register with hands slowly raising into a surrendering pose.

still, he doesn't pull away.. ]

[ He took a few moments, because who knew when he was actually going to be willing to do this in the future? Once he pulled away, though, the male gave Kano a neutral glance (though the light pink dusting his cheeks said otherwise). ]

".. Shut up."

[ And he settled back into his previous position, fingers tapping away at the keys on his laptop. ]

Edited 2013-08-27 20:00 (UTC)

[ letting the shock thaw and subside, he fixes Shintaro with an incredulous look when the older boy resumes his activity as if nothing in the past few moments had just happened, and quite frankly, Kano believes the recluse doesn't know what he's gotten himself into by doing this.

his features slide back into their sharp, cat-like deviancy as one of his hands finds its way up the top of the device, forcing the screen down to a close. ]

Don't start something if you won't finish it.

[ He just barely misses getting his fingers smashed in between the keyboard and the screen, gaze flickering from his now-closed laptop to the boy beside him in mild shock. Well, he sure wasn't expecting that.

Shintaro proceeds to cross his arms, finding a different place for them now that they were somewhat forcefully removed from his keyboard. ] "How do you suggest I finish something like that?"

[ promptly, he slides the laptop farther away from the both of them so that it wouldn't prove to be a distraction from whatever situation was bound to unfold here.

his hands move to find Shintaro's own, pulling them from their crossed positioning and intertwining their fingers rather tightly. ]

Aah, well, for starters... you don't pull away so rudely, or tell the person to shut up. That's not very romantic at all.. [ he rolls his eyes in the way Kido always does, but leans closer to the other male. ] It almost makes me worried for whoever got Shintaro-kun's first kiss.. I wonder who that was?

"Well, in my defense, you were talking too much, so I--"

[ He hadn't really been going for the romantic aspect of it at the time, so it caught him a bit off-guard to hear it. But now that he thought about it, it was their first kiss... and Shintaro's as well, seeing as he'd never been in a relationship, or had an interest in anyone, really.

Instinctively, as Kano gets closer, he leans further away slightly, eyeing him with a wary expression. The color has not yet drained from his cheeks; if anything, it got brighter. ] "... No one. That was my first time."

..Oh?

[ he thinks about that for a good moment or two, thoughts branching off from Shintaro's words. it was their first kiss as a couple ( very unfairytale-esque, he might add ) but also a different kind of first for the both of them. suddenly, he's laughing and sort of purposefully falling against the other boy for support since he'd leaned away earlier. ]

Y..you.. pfft..!..gave me that sort of gift..! So carelessly, even..! pfff..! [ can't..breathe... too funny.. ] A-aah..what an honor..!

Edited 2013-08-28 04:36 (UTC)

"Stop laughing, it's embarrassing."

[ Shintaro turns his face away with a frown, now even more flustered than ever. All the regret was suddenly taking him over in waves-- he had to admit, it was pretty unceremonious... there were so many other options he could have taken, he should have waited, he should have-- but nope, it was too late to take it back now. Might as well roll with the results. ]

"Yeah, yeah, you get my first kiss, congratulations." [ He was planning on giving it to him, anyways. ]

Well, you know..

[ the laughter is winding down, probably in due part to the fact Shintaro has admitted defeat. it is sort of satisfying, though, knowing he gets to claim the title of ~Shintaro's First Kiss.~

just to get under his nerves more ( and possibly make the rest of his blood rush to his face? ), Kano nestles his head in the crook of Shintaro's exposed neck with a hum, not at all too different from an obnoxious cat at this point. ]

You stole my first kiss just now, so you'll have to make up for it somehow..

[ He just wanted to wipe that smirk off his face, possibly with another kiss-- no, he couldn't think like that, he was embarrassing himself.

Just as Kano expected, now that the distance was completely cut off with Kano actually making contact with him, Shintaro felt the heat rise a few degrees, to the point of being fairly annoying. If anything, he could have sworn that all the blood in his body was currently in his face. He doesn't move. ]

"D-Did I really?" [ Well, that's a source of pride. ] "How am I supposed to make up for that, anyways? I don't see why it matters so much..." [ Slowly, he was losing his edge, his sarcasm, and becoming more and more awkward, a direct result of his embarrassment. ]

You.

You're the guy that keeps sending me text messages asking me when my next show is, aren't you? Well! You're not going to be a special exception anyway!

　[ HUFF. HUFF. ]

Edited 2013-08-27 22:44 (UTC)

"N--No... When did that happen?!"

[ Because he already knows when her next show is, duh. ]

I know all about types like you! You blow up my phone with messages, try to see if you can be friends with me and when confronted you pretend to be all innocent!

[ she makes a grab for his jersey, growling a way resembling a cat as opposed to a girl. ]

( Shinji had more to do at NERV HQ than her today so she had made it home much earlier than him. Which left her free to do whatever she wanted in the house. But she got bored. Easily. Knocking beer cans over isn't the most fun game, apparently. So that's why she devises a little surprise for the idiot when he comes home today.

Soon she hears footsteps near the door. She stands in front of it, waiting for it to be opened so she can kiss him. When she does, he'll squirm and blush. Maybe scream, knowing him. It'll be the most entertaining thing today. And a perfect way to get back at him for being so pathetic.

Asuka listens as the doorknob turns and the door pushes open, a boy stepping into the room. She immediately grabs him and kisses him pretty darn aggressively. This is pay back, after all. When she lets go and pulls away, there's a smirk on her face. Until she sees the one she was kissing. Some weird albino kid in their school uniform. She hadn't heard about any transfer student.. and why was he here?! )

Who are you and what are you doing here?! I'll have you know this is private property!

[ the plan was he would wait for shinji to return to his home home rather than waiting aimlessly around NERV, seeing as he couldn't exactly bypass security when leaving with the other boy without 1) an explanation as to how he entered in the first place 2) having to explain who he was.

which bring him to the apartment kaworu knew the pilot resided in, welcoming himself in under the impression no one was home yet. this impression is shattered relatively quickly when his lips forcefully meet someone else's, leaving him dumbfounded when they pull away and appear to be the second child. ]

Is this a form of greeting you're accustomed to here? [ he's... mostly joking. and also kind of ignoring those questions. ] Ikari Shinji-kun lives here, isn't that right?

[Today I had made a foolish decision. Probably the worst one I've ever made in my life. I had asked Haruhi Suzumiya which was better: an alien, time traveler, or an esper. And now I was stuck in a never-ending discussion of the pros and cons of each, as well as which being had the highest fun factor or which would be easiest to locate.

And even more foolishly, I had neglected to pay attention to this oh so important lecture. Which resulted in her yelling at me. What a joy it is to me.

Admittedly, I couldn't focus all this time because I've been too busy focusing. Not that I'd admit that. You see, despite all my complaints, watching Haruhi get all riled up is pretty fun. She gets so into it, and it's honestly admirable. I guess I get what Koizumi meant when he called her "charming." So when she yells at me, I'm equally distracted and focused and my eyes are on her lips and let's just say this: I'm a teenage boy, alright.

Okay, fine, yes, I kissed her! You happy yet?

Only our lips touch, but it still feels weirdly intimate. I wait to wake up, to fall off of my bed like I had oh so long ago. It doesn't happen. And I don't need to pinch my arm to know this isn't one of Haruhi's closed spaces.

Eventually, I pull away.]

Sorry, I just- [Was practicing for the school play? Fantasizing about marrying Miss Asahina? I was dared to do it? Possessed by a lovesick ghost? Yeah right.]

Edited 2013-08-27 06:52 (UTC)

So y'see an esper would probably fit better into society so they'd be easier to keep around! I think the FBI would take away an alien or a time traveler from us if they found it and we can't let Americans have all the fun, right? I mean, they've already got Area 51 and-

( He hasn't interrupted her. Or made any dumb comments. Something's up. Sure, he's nodding his head and looking at her and seemingly listening, but Kyon isn't Kyon without his stupid sarcasm! )

Kyon, are you even listening to me?! How dare you disrespect your brigade chief like that! You're paying for my lunch today, and tomorrow, and Mikuru's too! And I think Yuki could use a shopping spree at the bookstore so you can hand her your wallet this weekend! If you can tell me what I just said, I might forg-

( And suddenly he's kissing her. He's kissing her. She doesn't know what to do. Her eyes stay open throughout it, like a deer caught in the glow of a UFO. She's kissed people before, so she does know what to do, but... this is Kyon! And and and something! Finally, he pulls out after a long awkward moment. Her eyebrows furrow and she feels like she's going to explode. But... her cheeks feel really warm, like all the blood in her body has rushed to that one space. She feels weak, vulnerable, and disgusting. To think that a stupid boy could do that to her! Ugh! )

Are you making fun of me?!

[ shut the fuck up kano. ]

[ you can only live with an ice cold tsundere for so long before the curiosity starts pulling at you from every side, nagging for you to go on and just do it. so, kano does.

he's on the couch opposite of kido, watching her carefully but in a way that isn't obvious, appearing to be very absorbed in a magazine. that is, until he knocks the bottle of water that's stationed on the table between them that belongs to said tsundere over with his foot. step 1 of plan: complete. ]

Whoops!

[ kido's absorbed in her own reading until the icy-cold sensation slams her in the face from the direction of kano's kick, and now she's chilled to the bone and her book wet. disgruntled, the girl stands up, uprighting the spilled bottle.

it was screwed tightly shut when she put it on the table, though. immediately, kido shoots an accusatory glare in kano's direction. ]

What is it, Kano?

[ as Kido moves in to collect the bottle, Kano mimics her movements in what would assumingly be to mop up the spill with his hoodie so as to prevent anything else from getting wet. instead, he stands to dry go dry her off, brushing her hair out of the way before making a point of kissing her. phase 2: complete.

it's quick, light, and the slightest bit off-mark from his hurrying. still, he doesn't attempt to linger or hold her, and pulls away relatively quick with a satisfied look that's followed by a laugh. ]

That's all! Mission accomplished.

[ she's not expecting kano to clean up the mess, but she's definitely not expecting him to lean in to kiss her, either.

so when he DOES lean over, his touch on her face makes her freeze, hand releasing the bottle she was holding the process. ]

[ and she swings around to punch him in the face, anywhere she can get him. ]

What the hell do you think you're doing, idiot?

[ although, that's not to say she wasn't curious about kissing him. she just thought it wouldn't be a thing, since, well, she knew his relationship with shintaro. ]

[ RIGHT IN THE JAW ]

[ okay, he deserved that. Kano raises a hand to nurse his newly acquired bruise, the red mark from the impact of the hit seemingly melting into his skin and out of view. with a soft sigh, he's generally unphased. ]

How cruel..! If that's how you're going to react when someone else kisses you, I don't think they'll be as forgiving, you know. Boys don't like violent girls! [ SUDDENLY, a smirk. ]] Although, Kido's lips are softer than they look, huh?

[ and again! she doesn't care if she just punched you, you're immediately getting an elbow to the gut at full strength! kano when will you learn? probably never, but that doesn't mean she isn't blushing. ]

What are you talking about?!?!

( i'll post takane in a moment hold )

[ remember that one time haruka was going to show takane the latest sketches of Actor, even days after their shooting game had been a huge success, but sort of skidded on the hem of his slacks and wound up on her desk with his kind of on hers? no?

that's OK, because it's happening right now. ]

( oh
oh my god
oh my god
ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod

that's basically all she can do. sit there with a surprised, red face and repeat the same three words in her head.

nice job breaking it, hero. )

[ it's taking a moment to register, but when it does he's scrambling up and away while going pink in the cheeks. ]

T...T.... T-Takane--!! I-I'm sorry, ah, um..!

[ PANIC ]

( sits there
foams at the mouth
falls to the side )

( jk jk )

( she'd look angry, if not for the redness. still, she tries to form words. and she succeeds.

poorly. )

I...It's...fine?

[ hit me with your best madoka. ]

( Earlier today, Madoka had tripped and sprained her ankle in gym class. She'd gone to the nurse's office and she was fine, really, but Homura being Homura had insisted they walk home together. )

Homura-chan, you really shouldn't worry this much about me! The nurse said I just need to get some rest and it'll be all better tomorrow! Look,

( She laughs and turns around, beginning to walk backwards cheerfully. )

See, fine-

( And that's when her foot comes in contact with a stray rock and she's suddenly falling forward and into her friend. Specifically, into her lips. It lasts like a second, cause Madoka quickly regains her balance and pulls away. Honestly, it was the tiniest thing ever like the kisses 6 years old give each other, but Madoka's gone as red as her ribbons. It... was her first kiss after all and she-!! She kissed Homura and it was an accident, but ah! )

I-I'm sorry!

[ Oh!

Although... she certainly wanted to be close to Madoka, this wasn't the type of closure she would have preferred. It's no harm, though, and she knows Madoka knows well.

Instead, she nods and thinks not upon it. It's like she said, an accident, that's all there is to it. A part of her starts eating away at maybe, maybe Madoka doesn't want to be friends, either? It's such a stupid thought, but she still can't help thinking it. She still has to respond, though, so instead she'll try to hide the growing blush on her face. ]

It's f-fine, Madoka.

[ Homura? Stuttering? You won't hear that a second time. ]

( Homura seems to be fine, for the most part, but Madoka can't stop worrying. Maybe Homura thinks she's weird... or maybe she made her friend uncomfortable! She laughs, trying to make the situation slightly less awkward. )

That was my first kiss, you know...

( She says as she scratches the back of her head. Yep, totally not awkward at all. )

_{[ be straight with me yosuke ]}

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