text from last night meme

[feedthefood]

 the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

stolen from bakerstreet

Comments

konoha | kagepro

[feedthefood]

[deceiting]

I heard you were doing cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbeque sauce at some point during the night. is this true?

[feedthefood]

idotnte rmember?

sry

hpew do i use cellhpen

cellhpone*

cellphone*

tere.

[deceiting]

spell words with the letters. send words to people. It's an amazing time to be alive

[feedthefood]

thsiis iahrd

hwo do odi am ke those smielye faces???

[deceiting]

☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ

[feedthefood]

???????????????????????????????

[deceiting]

(o*≥ω≤ )ﾉ ♥♥♥???

[feedthefood]

how??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[antitruck]

you said "its OK guys, i know I'm not realy a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake

[feedthefood]

when???????????????????????

kano todle me eh woucld give me fodos if idi d

[antitruck]

what

[feedthefood]

[ about three hours later. ]

sry

forogot

wahte were we talkging abbout?

[antitruck]

I sent that 3 hours ago Where did you go

[feedthefood]

i went 2 gto negima.

its rly goodo do u wtnt some

wait sry i ate it arleady

[antitruck]

no. Where are you NOW.

[feedthefood]

i dnot know

the okace whereh you but fodos but i don t; fhave fmoney

place*
but*
buy*

kuroha } kagepro

[loveandego]

[ what are you talking about he's totally not konoha ]

kidoo tsuboomi | kagerou project

[diedinafire]

[deceiting]

There's an ambulance here. it might be for me

[diedinafire]

　WHERE ARE YOU

[deceiting]

where is the ambulance?

[diedinafire]

　KANO I SWEAR TO GOD

WHERE ARE YOU.

[deceiting]

is wife-chan worried about me..? i can feel my wounds healing from her love already! ♥

[diedinafire]

IF YOU'RE NOT DYING, DON'T TEXT ME.

[antitruck]

and I'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp

[diedinafire]

I can't believe this.

Nevermind, I can. Is he okay?

[antitruck]

well he isn't dead so i guess he's fine. Whats in lava lamps anyway

[diedinafire]

Oil? Water? Food colouring? Ugh.

[antitruck]

are we supposed to make a new lava lamp? Momo-oba won't like that its been eaten by an idiot

[diedinafire]

I guess we can make it together as a group activity.

But that might be more trouble than its worth.

shintaro kisaragi | kagepro

[sodacan]

1/2

[loveandego]

[ this text is coming from seto's cell. ]

i would like to feed your ifngeritsopst to the woalveirnges

[loveandego]

i would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.

[feedthefood]

on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?

[deceiting]

Set off the fire alarm in our apt at 2:30 am last night. 150 people shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.

[antitruck]

You Were screaming “Im trying to get it in” and “stop cock blocking” while they threw you in the car.

kano shuuya } kagepro

[deceiting]

[diedinafire]

You almost set me on fire last night.

haruka kokonose } kagepro

[strokesout]

hibiya amamiya } kagepro

[antitruck]

seto kousuke | kagepro

[cozyke]

[deceiting]

you two started swordfighting with 3ft tall spruce trees you pulled from someone's planters

[diedinafire]

I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "No, my name is Katelyn."

[loveandego]

[ the number is unknown. ]

look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list.