HAPPY BIRTHDAY KORI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( i really should not be posting on his account but )

[outerscience]

THE BIRTHDAY MEME

da na na na na-na YOU SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, da na na na na-na IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO YEAH
da na na na na-na YOU SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, da na na na na-na WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
da na na na na-na I'M GLAD IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, da na na na na-na HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

right, with that out of the way, it's your birthday! There's a lovely party going on, full of cake and balloons and party games! Man, this is like the sweetest party you've ever been to. It's full of those birthday party cliches that six year old you loved. Maybe it's got a Power Rangers theme, wouldn't that be super awesome. Unless your birthday is shit and bad stuff always happens, BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES THIS IS A HAPPY MEME AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME.

ganked from bakerstreet.


prompts if you wanna use them:
one: setting up
Do you think we have enough crepe paper?

two: I'll give that bitch a present, bitches love presents
OHMYGOD IT'S JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED, THANK YOU SOOO MUCH. alternatively wow, socks you shouldn't have. No, really, you shouldn't have.

three: party games!
Pin the tail on the donkey, musical chairs, there are party games and you are going to play them. Maybe you'll even have the coolest party game ever: a pinata, oh man everybody loves pinatas.

four: moon bounce
Man, this must be one of the rich kid's parties CAUSE THERE'S A MOTHERFUCKING MOON BOUNCE, HOLY SHIT MAN THIS IS SO COOL. Geez you haven't been on one of these things in AGES, aw man.

five: wet and wild
THERE'S A SLIP AND SLIDE your inner five year old is going ballistic. Or, maybe the birthday party is held at someone's house with a pool-or maybe it's held at the local YMCA. One thing's for certain, this is a pool party, it's a cool party, it's gas it's a blast it's a splash splash splash.

six: short skirt and a long jacket
Time for cake! (get it? Oh, I crack myself up) But yeah, there's cake. It's pretty sweet cake. I don't care if you're on a diet, this is someone's BIRTHDAY thank you very much, you're gonna have a slice.

seven: cleaning up
Yep, we DEFINITELY used too much crepe paper.

additional prompts
1. Surprise party

They didn't seem to have anything planned (or maybe they had something else planned) so you decided to make plans for them today.

2. Presents

You are giving the birthday boy/girl their present. It better be something they like or else.

3. Birthday punches

One, two, three, four. . . and one more for next year too!

4. Wrong birthday

It looks like you're wishing the wrong person happy birthday.

5. Late birthday

You're here to wish them a happy birthday. . . a day or two (or three) after their birthday has already passed.

6. What birthday?

You just wanted to hang out with your friend today. They don't have to know you didn't know it was their birthday.

7. Stripper birthday cake

This can't possibly go wrong. You are in position and ready to jump out at any minute.

8. Other/Your choice/Roll again

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