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high-spec boy lord gold. ([personal profile] billiards) wrote in [community profile] despairfolk2013-09-26 03:32 pm
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is it technically thirsty thursday?

{~LAST FRIDAY NIGHT MEME~}
HELLO

Hey! Listen! Hey! Wake up! No. Do not drool on my shirt. I have enough bodily fluids on it, thanks. Come on! Wake up! Do no make me get Danny's boots and make you smell them. Or do you want me to bring in Reid and have him recite algebra equations this early in the morning? Whoot, there we go.

Easy there, Indiana Jones, you're covered in glitter and confetti.

How are you? I lost you in the crowd last night, buddy. Hope you enjoyed the party anyways, it was wild. I'm pretty sure Barbie and my DJ were the ones who put those pink flamingos in my pool and, wow, my carpet is never going to be the same aga-- What's that? You don't remember anything from last night?

Well, that's what happens when you do a jello shot contest on a mechanical bull set on high before running off for somewhere. I'm sure we can figure out what happened to you last night. Let me think about this. You dust the glitter off your hair for the mean time.

RULES

1. Leave a comment with your character's name, fandom, and any preferences you have. Remember, this meme has both smut and normal options so clarify if you want only one or both.
2. Use the lovely RNG as provided to choose a scenario your character is in! Choose between 1 to 7.
3. Have fun with this meme and ENJOY.
SCENARIOS

1. There's a stranger(?) in my bed (A WILD FLING APPEARS) -- Whoa! Uhh... Maybe the person sleeping besides you can help you remember what went on last night. Do you even know them? Go check and see if they're alive. I'll be out of the room for this one. Luck!

2. There's a pounding in my head ("Captain America, Thor and Iron Man are tap dancing on my skull.") -- You're hungover. I can tell since you smell like a bloody mini bar. Go get coffee in the kitchen to help with that. Let's hope there's no one will be dumb enough to make a ruckus at this hour. Most likely someone will. Sorry.

3. There's a hickie or a bruise (Hate makeouts are the best... Maybe.) -- I think I remember seeing you last night making out with that rival of yours. Or trying to tear each others' faces off with your mouths. I couldn't tell the difference. Why not go to them and see if they can shed light on what happened? Just don't kill each other in my house, please.

4. We went streaking in the park, skinny dipping in the dark (Naked People Are Funny) -- You got on this bet with Delight, you see, she said you weren't brave enough to go to the park naked and you sure proved her wrong! You only have glitter and confetti on you. Hahahaha... No, I don't know where your clothes are. Excuse me, I gotta put out a fire. Good luck searching for them!

5. Don't know what to tell my boss (You're late! You're late!) -- I don't think last night's events should be your biggest worries. Aren't you supposed to meet up with someone today for work? How about a date? Either way, you're going to be late if you don't get going! I'm sure they'll understand you looking like that if you explain it to them. Maybe.

6. Warrants out for my arrest (OH SHI--) -- Before I forget: There's a cop banging on my door, demanding to see you. Looks like whatever you did, you attracted the cops. I really suggest you run or hide. They didn't look happy.

7. Pictures of last night ended up online/That was such an epic fail (Wildcard!) -- Maybe we can find out on the internet. Someone posted some photos of the party up. We got some streaking, hate makeouts, someone getting chased by cops. See if you're a participant in any of these. Hopefully not all of them.

ganked from bakerstreet.
viridiangrove: (im sure itll all work out)

yellow » pokemon special

[personal profile] viridiangrove 2013-09-26 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
viridiangrove: (am i crosseyed)

[personal profile] viridiangrove 2013-09-26 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
( ah, sleeping is nice. sleeping is one of the best things in the woOH MY GOD!!

yellow bolts upright, eyes wide. )


Wh-What?! Who's there!? ( yellow's head wips around the room and, oh, there's gold. huh. ) G-Gold? What are you talking about...?
viridiangrove: (nervous)

[personal profile] viridiangrove 2013-09-26 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
A cop? Something about last night? ( she knits her eyebrows in confusion. )

Uhm, did she look particularly angry...? ( she's already getting out of bed. she's ready to face whatever is out there, albeit she can't seem to remember if she did anything. )
viridiangrove: (me?!)

poor yellow just kind of believes him. gold why would you lie to her about smth so serious

[personal profile] viridiangrove 2013-09-26 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
( sadly, we do not. )

I- What? I don't remember that at all...! ( she was about to open the door, but stops to give gold...an even more confused look. wow!

...she wonders, though. )


... Was I drunk or something?
viridiangrove: (battle)

gold wouldnt know a good example if it hit him in the face and took all of his money

[personal profile] viridiangrove 2013-09-26 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Wha-- Gold, this isn't funny! Stop joking around! ( moving to open the door now. )
deceiting: credit. (Default)

kano shuuya } kagepro

[personal profile] deceiting 2013-09-26 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
640pxtall: (snickers)

7 im laughing

[personal profile] 640pxtall 2013-09-26 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
( kano has just received a pic of him and shintaro making out while wearing a ballet uniform and a school girl uniform respectively.

no context. )
deceiting: credit. (nani)

OH MY GOD

[personal profile] deceiting 2013-09-26 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ you get this text in return: ]

(」●゜ロ゜●)」??????
640pxtall: (wow what a NERD)

Re: OH MY GOD

[personal profile] 640pxtall 2013-09-26 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
some party you two had huh? the pictures are all over the internet! wwwwwwwww
Edited 2013-09-26 21:38 (UTC)
deceiting: credit. (no sweat)

[personal profile] deceiting 2013-09-26 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ well that's kind of, ]

they aren't bad pictures though! (ΦωΦ) shin-chan looks good in seifuku
640pxtall: (lmao)

I'M SO SORRY

[personal profile] 640pxtall 2013-09-26 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
theres a video of you in bed with master where you're whip cream and spraying it in his face screaming "I'M A YOBANSHI BELIEVER NOT A YOBANASHI DECEIVER SODA LOVING WHITE BOY SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and master trying to hit you with an empty soda bottle

guess which one of you has sparkly pink my little pony undies
deceiting: credit. (blank stare)

1/2

[personal profile] deceiting 2013-09-26 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ what ]
Edited 2013-09-26 23:02 (UTC)
deceiting: credit. (obnoxious laugh)

ene what the fuck

[personal profile] deceiting 2013-09-26 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
did they look good on me? ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ
sodacan: (ehm)

I ROLELD A 3 IM GOOOOOOOOOOONE

[personal profile] sodacan 2013-09-26 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Approaches the Kano. ]

"... Would you care to explain this?"

[ Because honestly, he doesn't remember what exactly happened at all. First there was that party that he was dragged to, and then... blank.

He points to several bruises that are now blooming on his neck and collarbone. ]
deceiting: credit. (how funny)

SHHSHHTSJG

[personal profile] deceiting 2013-09-26 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oooh?

kano leans in to inspect the bruises with a look of intense interest, raising a hand to brush over them lightly with his fingertips.. and then presses against one on shintaro's collarbone, laughing. ]


We~ll, it seems to me that Shintaro-kun had a bit of fun last night, huh? [ his voice lowers to an almost-hushed whisper. ] Funny, since I don't recall leaving him alone with anyone..!
sodacan: (pic#6520536)

[personal profile] sodacan 2013-09-26 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ As soon as he feels the pressure on one of his bruises, he winces slightly, brushing away Kano's hand to rub it with his own. They were forming and still sensitive, after all.

A shade of pink blossoms across his cheeks in embarrassment. ]

"And I don't recall ever leaving your company. At least, from what little I remember at all..."
deceiting: <user name=dojicons> (sneer)

[personal profile] deceiting 2013-09-27 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ he retracts his hand, but makes sure to keep his eyes fixed on the elder's face to watch the shift in emotion, especially when the embarrassment becomes evident.

of course, kano remembers nearly everything from last night, with the additives of whatever ene had shown him- sure, he could make up something particularly scandalous just to mess with the NEET, but the fact that there's still a few blanks he can't fill in is making him weary.

well,.. ]


Isn't that irresponsible of our only adult? [ tut tut, shintaro! ] Though, they're awfully small bruises, aren't they? I wonder what they're from..?
sodacan: (pic#6520589)

[personal profile] sodacan 2013-09-27 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ He crosses his arms and lets out a huff, looking away to the side. ]

"That's why I was asking you. I was hoping you knew, since you were there too..."

[ He himself has never seen these kinds of bruises before-- at least not so many in one particular place. He scrambled for some sort of viable explanation. The only clues he really had were that it happened at a party and in the presence of Kano. ]
deceiting: <user name=dojicons> (corner)

[personal profile] deceiting 2013-09-27 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ kano's gaze sweeps to the side and then up to the ceiling, a subtle smirk pulling at the corner of his lips.

he could make a game of this, probably- and maybe, shintaro even remembers a few things he doesn't! ]


Aah, well.. [ a thoughtful pause, and his eyes move back to meet the darker pair across from him. ] What if I do know?
sodacan: (what the fuck did u just say to me)

[personal profile] sodacan 2013-09-27 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Shintaro casually glances back at Kano, raising a brow at his proposal.

Ah, there it was again, that look. No matter how many times he's seen it, it always gave him a weird feeling of uneasiness. But if it was going to get him the answer he needed, then all the better. ]

"Then I'd appreciate it if you told me."
deceiting: credit. (chill)

[personal profile] deceiting 2013-09-27 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
First things first, then!

[ he's actually pretty satisfied to comply and forfeit answers, just as soon as he can get a few from shintaro in return. kano's own bruises won't be obvious to the taller male, but it doesn't make them any less sore when he tilts his head to the side. ]

The very last thing that Shintaro-kun can remember... what is it?
sodacan: (pic#6463645)

[personal profile] sodacan 2013-09-27 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Well... erm..."

[ Now this takes some thinking. He pauses momentarily and brings a hand to his lips in a pensive gesture, gaze shifting to the ground as if it would give him all the answers. ]

"I remember going into the nearest room because I felt sort of dizzy... and then... that's it. That's all I remember."
sodacan: (Default)

shintaro kisaragi | kagepro

[personal profile] sodacan 2013-09-26 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
illtellthechairman: (09. horror)

1 oh no

[personal profile] illtellthechairman 2013-09-26 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
( and takane wakes up, sees shintaro, and screams- )

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
sodacan: (whAT)

[personal profile] sodacan 2013-09-26 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Morning vision, we can't see anything clearly for a few moments.

Until he's startled into awareness by a screeching voice, and he returns the yell, sounding just as alarmed as Takane. He scoots to the farthest possible corner of the bed. ]

"Wh-Wh--What are you doing here?!?"
Edited 2013-09-26 22:35 (UTC)
illtellthechairman: (09. horror)

takane is being very mature

[personal profile] illtellthechairman 2013-09-26 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I-- I ASKED YOU FIRST!!
sodacan: (pic#6520537)

clearly

[personal profile] sodacan 2013-09-26 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"How am I supposed to know?! I just woke up here and--"

[ Wait. What did they do last night? ]
illtellthechairman: (08. worry)

[personal profile] illtellthechairman 2013-09-26 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
And?! ( she's getting all up in his face. finish your sentence, help solve the puzzle. )
sodacan: (pic#6520588)

[personal profile] sodacan 2013-09-27 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
"And... nothing! I have nothing to say about this!"
mearry: (pic#6472248)

yanhomo | dead kids summon satan project | w/e

[personal profile] mearry 2013-09-28 03:48 am (UTC)(link)