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despairfolk2013-09-26 03:32 pm
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is it technically thirsty thursday?
{~LAST FRIDAY NIGHT MEME~}

HELLO
Hey! Listen! Hey! Wake up! No. Do not drool on my shirt. I have enough bodily fluids on it, thanks. Come on! Wake up! Do no make me get Danny's boots and make you smell them. Or do you want me to bring in Reid and have him recite algebra equations this early in the morning? Whoot, there we go.
Easy there, Indiana Jones, you're covered in glitter and confetti.
How are you? I lost you in the crowd last night, buddy. Hope you enjoyed the party anyways, it was wild. I'm pretty sure Barbie and my DJ were the ones who put those pink flamingos in my pool and, wow, my carpet is never going to be the same aga-- What's that? You don't remember anything from last night?
Well, that's what happens when you do a jello shot contest on a mechanical bull set on high before running off for somewhere. I'm sure we can figure out what happened to you last night. Let me think about this. You dust the glitter off your hair for the mean time.
RULES
1. Leave a comment with your character's name, fandom, and any preferences you have. Remember, this meme has both smut and normal options so clarify if you want only one or both.
2. Use the lovely RNG as provided to choose a scenario your character is in! Choose between 1 to 7.
3. Have fun with this meme and ENJOY.
SCENARIOS
1. There's a stranger(?) in my bed (A WILD FLING APPEARS) -- Whoa! Uhh... Maybe the person sleeping besides you can help you remember what went on last night. Do you even know them? Go check and see if they're alive. I'll be out of the room for this one. Luck!
2. There's a pounding in my head ("Captain America, Thor and Iron Man are tap dancing on my skull.") -- You're hungover. I can tell since you smell like a bloody mini bar. Go get coffee in the kitchen to help with that. Let's hope there's no one will be dumb enough to make a ruckus at this hour. Most likely someone will. Sorry.
3. There's a hickie or a bruise (Hate makeouts are the best... Maybe.) -- I think I remember seeing you last night making out with that rival of yours. Or trying to tear each others' faces off with your mouths. I couldn't tell the difference. Why not go to them and see if they can shed light on what happened? Just don't kill each other in my house, please.
4. We went streaking in the park, skinny dipping in the dark (Naked People Are Funny) -- You got on this bet with Delight, you see, she said you weren't brave enough to go to the park naked and you sure proved her wrong! You only have glitter and confetti on you. Hahahaha... No, I don't know where your clothes are. Excuse me, I gotta put out a fire. Good luck searching for them!
5. Don't know what to tell my boss (You're late! You're late!) -- I don't think last night's events should be your biggest worries. Aren't you supposed to meet up with someone today for work? How about a date? Either way, you're going to be late if you don't get going! I'm sure they'll understand you looking like that if you explain it to them. Maybe.
6. Warrants out for my arrest (OH SHI--) -- Before I forget: There's a cop banging on my door, demanding to see you. Looks like whatever you did, you attracted the cops. I really suggest you run or hide. They didn't look happy.
7. Pictures of last night ended up online/That was such an epic fail (Wildcard!) -- Maybe we can find out on the internet. Someone posted some photos of the party up. We got some streaking, hate makeouts, someone getting chased by cops. See if you're a participant in any of these. Hopefully not all of them.
ganked from bakerstreet.
gold | pkmn
yellow » pokemon special
six hahahahaha 1/2
2/2 im sorry
GOOD MORNING, GUILTY CONVICT!
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yellow bolts upright, eyes wide. )
Wh-What?! Who's there!? ( yellow's head wips around the room and, oh, there's gold. huh. ) G-Gold? What are you talking about...?
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Uhm, did she look particularly angry...? ( she's already getting out of bed. she's ready to face whatever is out there, albeit she can't seem to remember if she did anything. )
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But, remember when we were on the balcony and you said you were really excited and starting yelling a bunch of stuff even though it was like two in the morning? I think that qualifies as disturbing the peace or something?
poor yellow just kind of believes him. gold why would you lie to her about smth so serious
I- What? I don't remember that at all...! ( she was about to open the door, but stops to give gold...an even more confused look. wow!
...she wonders, though. )
... Was I drunk or something?
because gold is why
Jeez.. I thought you were supposed to be setting a good example for me, senpai.
gold wouldnt know a good example if it hit him in the face and took all of his money
kano shuuya } kagepro
7 im laughing
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OH MY GOD
(」●゜ロ゜●)」??????
Re: OH MY GOD
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they aren't bad pictures though! (ΦωΦ) shin-chan looks good in seifuku
I'M SO SORRY
guess which one of you has sparkly pink my little pony undies
1/2
ene what the fuck
did they look good on me? ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ
I ROLELD A 3 IM GOOOOOOOOOOONE
"... Would you care to explain this?"
[ Because honestly, he doesn't remember what exactly happened at all. First there was that party that he was dragged to, and then... blank.
He points to several bruises that are now blooming on his neck and collarbone. ]
SHHSHHTSJG
kano leans in to inspect the bruises with a look of intense interest, raising a hand to brush over them lightly with his fingertips.. and then presses against one on shintaro's collarbone, laughing. ]
We~ll, it seems to me that Shintaro-kun had a bit of fun last night, huh? [ his voice lowers to an almost-hushed whisper. ] Funny, since I don't recall leaving him alone with anyone..!
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A shade of pink blossoms across his cheeks in embarrassment. ]
"And I don't recall ever leaving your company. At least, from what little I remember at all..."
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of course, kano remembers nearly everything from last night, with the additives of whatever ene had shown him- sure, he could make up something particularly scandalous just to mess with the NEET, but the fact that there's still a few blanks he can't fill in is making him weary.
well,.. ]
Isn't that irresponsible of our only adult? [ tut tut, shintaro! ] Though, they're awfully small bruises, aren't they? I wonder what they're from..?
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"That's why I was asking you. I was hoping you knew, since you were there too..."
[ He himself has never seen these kinds of bruises before-- at least not so many in one particular place. He scrambled for some sort of viable explanation. The only clues he really had were that it happened at a party and in the presence of Kano. ]
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he could make a game of this, probably- and maybe, shintaro even remembers a few things he doesn't! ]
Aah, well.. [ a thoughtful pause, and his eyes move back to meet the darker pair across from him. ] What if I do know?
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Ah, there it was again, that look. No matter how many times he's seen it, it always gave him a weird feeling of uneasiness. But if it was going to get him the answer he needed, then all the better. ]
"Then I'd appreciate it if you told me."
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[ he's actually pretty satisfied to comply and forfeit answers, just as soon as he can get a few from shintaro in return. kano's own bruises won't be obvious to the taller male, but it doesn't make them any less sore when he tilts his head to the side. ]
The very last thing that Shintaro-kun can remember... what is it?
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[ Now this takes some thinking. He pauses momentarily and brings a hand to his lips in a pensive gesture, gaze shifting to the ground as if it would give him all the answers. ]
"I remember going into the nearest room because I felt sort of dizzy... and then... that's it. That's all I remember."
shintaro kisaragi | kagepro
1 oh no
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
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Until he's startled into awareness by a screeching voice, and he returns the yell, sounding just as alarmed as Takane. He scoots to the farthest possible corner of the bed. ]
"Wh-Wh--What are you doing here?!?"
takane is being very mature
clearly
[ Wait. What did they do last night? ]
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yanhomo | dead kids summon satan project | w/e