*beep beep*

[sugarhole]

 

you know how it goes

stolen from bakerstreet

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gold || pkmn

[billiards]

[denarius]

They just started filling water ballons with vodka.

yosook hanamurr | p4

[complaintsdepartment]

[grassgourmand]

wait did i hook up with someone at the food court last night?

mei | pokemon

[bagelbuns]

[ swerv. ]

neku sakuraba | twewy

[unbranded]

a-ya | look its satan project

[rumouring]

[corvida]

I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?

[mearry]

i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.

i need more muses | satanists kids

[mearry]

[corvida]

You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a boy want?" ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ

shintaro kisaragi | kagepro

[sodacan]

oh dear god

[diedinafire]

You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess on your computer."

i love u

[kanotbelieve]

you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about disney, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through

[sponsoredbytarget]

[ From Seto's number. ]

Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking.

ryoji mochizuki | p3

[apprising]

black | poke spe | this is the first thing i do after a year of not using him

[largeham]

[diocletian]

i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey!!!!!!!

ARE YOU PREPARED

[billiards]

i just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter

hit a homie up

[softreset]

[ this means u kaworu ]

[iine]

You were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave her your skirt to keep her warm.

where is my boyfriend i mean shota len kagamine

[akaito]

[ aaaaayyyyyy. ]

[kagayours]

You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka

dad i mean robin (M) } fire emblem

[myunit]

[ for u my daddy con daughter ]

[dadcomplex]

So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"