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despairfolk2015-03-09 04:17 pm
asphalt) wrote in despairfolk2015-03-09 04:17 pm
texts from last night meme take like 15?
1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!
stolen from everywhere mang.
spare me from strip poker roller derby hell
i have so much better in store
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.no subject
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WAIT I NEED YOU!!!!!no subject
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as your best friend you are obligated to help me *AND* i will put clothes on if you dono subject
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done. also get us breakfast and a lot of bandaids before you come over plzno subject
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if i tell you then you arent gonna come over and then i will die alone and it will be your fault. get breakfast burritos1/2
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NO SHOPPING CARTS
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It is morally objectionable for you to even HAVE drug money.no subject
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No amount of shady money could make up for the crap you pull on a daily basis.no subject
what is technology
almost as scary as trying to rp gil
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤
Oh dear. Did you eat a cat in the end, brother?
(fear)
No.. I don't believe so, at least. It's a bit difficult to recall at the moment.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤
Do you want me to come over? I'll bring painkillers.
$$$$$$
more strippers minato
you asked i deliver
thank u
Isn't it a bit early to be planning your funeral? Not that your guests wouldn't appreciate the atmosphere!1/2
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Who is this? Please don't be Yukari or Mitsuru.
green is gay
for SCIENCE
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and black coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.no subject
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How else am I supposed to finish these data entriesno subject
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Feel free to offer alternatives that won't potentially kill me, champno subject
puts my feet on the coffee table
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car.shatters your kneecaps
Is 'nearly' inclusive of Lusa or is there a certain holding cell I should be visiting to negotiate his bail?thats hot and you should do it more often
Didn't he give you his one phone call?
will smith pose
"Somewhere probably" isn't specific enough. At least warp him with you next time you try to outrun the police.
If I had received a call, I certainly wouldn't bother myself with continuing this conversation.
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If he didn't get arrested he'll probably text you soon enough, nothing to worry about (lol).
dont fucking text me kalev (OC!)
too late
you paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last nightfuck off
i love u
we've slept together enough times to both know that you appreciate itFUCK OFF
What if Elya sees them?