texts from last night meme take like 15?

[asphalt]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme


1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

stolen from everywhere mang.

Comments

[denarius]

Goodbye. Text me when you're not naked and preferably dead.

[billiards]

as your best friend you are obligated to help me *AND* i will put clothes on if you do

[denarius]

Put on some underpants and I'll come over.

[billiards]

done. also get us breakfast and a lot of bandaids before you come over plz

[denarius]

What the fuck did you do, also what do you want for breakfast.

[billiards]

if i tell you then you arent gonna come over and then i will die alone and it will be your fault. get breakfast burritos

1/2

[denarius]

Don't forget to close the windows and remember you can't fly.

2/2

[denarius]

You owe me 15.96 I have your bandaids and breakfast burritos.