despairfolk | i don't even understand some of these prompts

Because sometimes you can't decide what meme to post to and you'd rather choose from a bunch of random prompts instead.

1. You're trapped in a McDonald's. It's only a matter of time until the McNuggets run out or the McFlurry machine breaks …
2. You're trapped in an elevator and it's like that M. Night Shamawhatever movie so the devil is haunting you in it and you're probably going to die.
3. You're trapped in one of those giant meat freezers and slowly freezing to death with the other person in the thread. Will you huddle together for warmth like Seth Green in that one move?
4. tfln. Every good random prompt meme needs tfln.
5. mpreg. See above. Aliens? Genetic mutations? That breeding stable meme redux? It happened, and now you've got to get your shit together.
6. You have a big secret to tell the other person and now is your only chance. You're probably on your deathbed idk.
7. You woke up naked in a hotel room with the other person and no clue how you got there. This is some The Hangover-type shit.
8. Kinky times. Because every random meme needs a smut prompt, too. Get your 50 Shades of Grey on.
9. Body horror. You and/or person b are mutating into a zombie/robot/vampire/furry/cthulu/etc. and it's freaky as hell.
10. Disney time. You and person b are now acting out the Disney movie of your choice.
11. Roadtrip! One car, one … cup?
12. Ghost, Patrick Swayze style. You or person b is a ghost, and now you're trying to communicate with them from the other side. (NO POTTERY.)
13. Human centipede. I'll leave this one up for interpretation.
14. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. You and person b are both keeping huge secrets from each other, but one of you is getting ~~suspicious~~!
15. High school AU. What it says on the tin.
16. ZOMBIES!!!!!! Were you bitten? Are you hiding out in a shack somewhere in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland?
17. A raccoon is trapped in the house and now you and person b have to figure out how the fuck to kill it.
18. You're dying a slow tragic death so you better get those last words the fuck out.
19. You're possessed by a ghost/demon/yeerk/whatever the fuck. Fight for dominance or … don't, no one actually gives a shit.
20. You're connected by a red string of fate to the other person and you follow it and find them and hook up?
graciously taken from bakerstreet!!!!

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[ there is a strange scuffling noise coming from one end of their "club room", aka... abandoned building that has probably been used to raise satan numerous times or something.

but that's not the point

the point is that he's stuck with it ( and d-ne, of all people ) and it's kind of by the door? is that.. a tail? ]

A-ya-kun, don't you think we should... Do something about that?

[ D-ne has been in the "club room" the longest between the two of them -- waiting for B-ko, of course! But A-ya's the first to come in after all, and it's not B-ko, but that doesn't mean she's not mad.

Or well, maybe just a little.

She fidgets in her seat, her eyes can't help but flicker over to the door where the... the tail? Moves. or. something.

Oh god it moved ]

Where did it go--?!

Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?

Hey, Shintaro-kun...

[ She tugs on the sleeve of his jacket. Her other arm holds a kid's meal box to her chest, along with a small-sized drink. ]

Why aren't the doors opening? Do you think they locked it or something?

[ Why can't they leave McDonalds ]

[ He turns to see Ayano with the meal she had ordered... and strangely enough, the people working there were no longer there.

To test her theory, he tries opening the doors, to no avail. A few more jostles of the handle and he's convinced something's amiss. Strange, indeed. ]

"Why would they... I'm not sure. We can check if there's other ways out, like a window or something."

[ The digital display of numbers indicates they're only on the 5th floor, descending back to the first of the mall's many levels.

Or, anyway, they were until the lights began flickering, followed only by a harsh creak of metal, the elevator coming to an abrupt stop, and.. darkness!

Illuminated by a single emergency light, Kano lets out an 'OOMPH!', and he may or may not be on the floor. ]

[ The sudden halt of the elevator jostled Shintaro from his position as well, sending him against the back wall only to slide to the floor, groaning in pain. Well, that was quite the unexpected turn of events. It only disoriented him more, now that they were in darkness. ]

"Ugh..." [ But what was even stranger about it all was that he felt a presence. Not just any presence, a presence aside from Kano. And it sent chills down his spine. ] "Do you.. do you feel that?" [ His words were tainted with caution and a bit of nervousness. ]

[ this? this is the part of the department store they aren't supposed to be in. at the request they have a special dinner tonight on the anniversary of forming the mekakushi dan( although kano seems to be the only one enthusiastic about the whole thing ), which requires an equally special pick for the main dish!

that will be delayed, however, considering the door he let close behind them as they entered is jammed? frozen shut? locked? kano's breath comes out in puffs as he makes a small noise of frustration, working at the handle with numb fingers.

it doesn't budge. ]

Ah, that can't be good..

Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.

[ groggy, froggy, and... naked? there's no way to explain this really and he's not too sure how he got here but-

oh god. someone is beside him. oh god oh god they're waking up. a-ya rolls off the bed in surprised and takes all the covers with him, swathed in shitty hotel linens. ]

[ Blink. Blink. Still feeling a bit of the morning wooziness, C-ta stretches his arms, slowly taking into account his surroundings. He hears rustling behind him, which is strange, added to the fact that he's in a hotel that he doesn't remember ever checking into, so he rolls over to see what caused the initial sound.

Wow, this breeze sure is chilling. He questions why he feels it in the first place, and--

He hears the thud of something (or someone) colliding with the floor, and in a tiny panic, crawls over to the edge of the bed to peer over and see what's going on. C-ta manages to catch a glimpse of familiar dark hair through the clutter of fabric, though, and he wonders if it's really his friend. ]

"A... A-ya? Is that you?"

Mmn.. it's me..

[ He swallows down the lump in his throat at the sound of C-ta's worried, mother hen-like calling. With a groan, A-ya pushes himself off of the nasty carpet, taking extra care to make sure he's covered decently as he does so. ]

C-ta..? What happe-- [ CUTTING OFF ABRUPTLY.

White as a sheet, he's just going to.. freak out and turn around. Really fast. Smooth. ]

Y-y-you're...!

[ naked. ]

[ ~~smooth as heckie~~

The unspoken word hangs heavy in the air, but C-ta still maintains a curious look, a question mark clear on his expression. It takes him a couple of seconds to understand. ]

"-- Oh! You mean..." [ Yeah, he means that. It was sort of embarrassing... but it's not like he could get a clear view from the floor!

A grin appears on his lips. ]

"Well, you don't seem to have any clothes yourself! I don't exactly remember what happened, and... you've taken all the blankets."

[ It's more or less broad daylight out as Izaya skips back from a trip to the sushi shop, but there is a steadily growing noise behind him.

so he hails down the first passerby he sees, a rather unsuspecting teenager. ] Hey, do you hear that?

[ Absently throwing a thumb over his shoulder, pointing in the direction of some grunting noises behind him. It's suspicious, isn't it? ]

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[ The door's not budging. She gives it a shove when it doesn't move as she's waddled up to it. The automatic doors don't move.

She needs to leave and the door's not budging. Glancing over at Kano very slowly. ] The front doors are stuck.

i don't even understand some of these prompts

d-ne | shuuenpro

yo girl 17

dont 'yo girl' me get away from b-ko

4 because yolo

shintaro kisaragi | kagepro

1

hey lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

2 because i love u

i should've seen this coming

ayano tateyama | kagepro

3

4

c-ta | shuuenpro

7 im so sorry

CHOKES

sumimasen

is it hot in here or is it just me (it's me)

a-ya } shuuenpro

i rolled 16

kano shuuya } kagepro

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